So, if you can't tell simply by looking at the picture (of Travis Barker, owner and operator of FS&S) on the left, that Famous Stars & Straps is a poor clothing choice, I'll let you in on a few secrets.1. It's so bad, not even Travis himself will wear it during a photoshoot. (See exhibit A)
2. If you wear it, you automatically look like an idiot.
And...
3. Would you like to see our collection of flatbill hats?
Seriously, Famous sucks!
One time, I was hanging out at work, when this group of finely-clad douchebags walked in all decked out in their Famous gear and bling. I overheard their entire conversation and you know what it was about? Nothing. They literally just stood around, hanging on their 14 year old girlfriends, making snorting noises and saying things like "hey bro, check these sunglasses dude, you can't see my eyes".
All kidding aside... There's two kinds of people who wear Famous; wannabe thugs, and wannabe thugs who haven't figured out that a size Small t-shirt doesn't look good with baggy jeans.
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